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[raisingproject]

"Did you need something, pon? Feel free to talk to me or ask me anything you'd like, pon!"

This is a contact post for Fav. Please list the week and day you wish to contact him. All comments are screened for privacy.

Comments

WEEK 1; MONDAY

[mikooon]

How much extra candy for getting away with murder, exactly?

[raisingproject]

That all depends on how well you do, pon.

[mikooon]

Come on, now, I'm giving into exactly what you want, so can't you give a woman a break?

[Or: exactly what do I have to do to get out, basically.]

Stabbing, burning, slicing, mass-murder... 'how well I do'? So how well I get away with it? Jeez, you know, when you chose me, you should've known that I'm not exactly a master at the 'getting away with it' part.

[In any case.] Give me an estimate. If I pull off the perfect murder, how many candies?

[raisingproject]

That's right, pon. It's just the way the rules work, pon. I don't make the rules, pon. If it's the absolute perfect murder and nobody finds out, that's probably around 2000 candy, pon.

[mikooon]

You'd have to murder fifty times flawlessly to hit the requirement to go home! There isn't even enough people here for that!

I mean, well, I suppose we are all helpless to you and your master's whims, whoever that is... but that's not even a good enough incentive.

Make it 30000 first.

[Please, don't haggle over murder.]

[raisingproject]

I can't change it, pon. You'll get that much -- maybe a little bit more, or a little bit less -- depending on what happens, pon. That's what my master decided, pon.

[mikooon]

Let me speak to your master, then! Or you're not getting any business from me!

['Business'...]

[raisingproject]

Unfortunately, that's not going to happen, pon. My master only speaks up when they want to, pon.